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December 28, 2007

How Did YOUR Year Rate?

You Had a Fantastic Year!

Compared to most years, last year was definitely great.

Overall, you're living a much better life than you were twelve months ago.

And nothing is a better mark of a good year.

Here's to hoping next year is even better!

December 24, 2007

First Santa Sighting!

I finally figured out how Santa can visit so many boy's and girl's homes in only one night.

I'd be hustlin' too, if NORAD had a tactical nuke radar-locked on me.

December 18, 2007

MMMBop - Hanson

Carol Quiz

So You Think You Know Carols?

In a word: No.

You got 64% correct. Tsk.
You have been shopping and eating too much and not singing enough.
Study up, study up, study up let's go!

I know a few Carols; nice ladies.

I do have an ani, though.
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December 17, 2007

No Surprise Here!

You Are a Fruitcake!

You taste like nothing else in this world.
And get ready, you're about to get tossed!

December 15, 2007

I Doubt I Could Afford

To buy even one of Madonna's rejects.

It Must Be Hell

Living in New Zealand and Great Britain. The high will be nice enough, but that low temp is gonna be a scorcher.

This is a screenshot from my Excite start page; I have some of my best online friend's weather on it so that even if I don't get an email from them, I can at least have some sort of idea of what sort of day they're having.

I'm sure there's some glitch in the feed for the UK and NZ that put in those extreme numbers. 18,000 + deg. F is hot, "damned" hot, I'd say.

It might very well be that warm there; it's the dreary middle of winter here, but it's summertime in New Zealand. I don't reckon it's THAT hot there, but then again, Annie might be on the warpath and a guy could light a cigarette on her forehead. (if he was stupid enough to try)

And Minnie...well, I've always heard those Essex gals are HOT.

Especially at this moment and time

61%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

I'm slightly above average, that's all I ever hoped for.

In anything.

December 13, 2007

Ironic - Alanis Morissette

In honor of our new blog label.

Isn't It Ironic?

Announcing a new label: "ironic"

Was just looking through the TV listings on my Excite start page when I noticed something ironic.

CMTV is showing a repeat of a reality show: Billy Ray Cyrus... Home at Last

Here's the description of the show:

Billy Ray has to decide between his music and his family when he discovers his tour schedule would cause him to miss his daughter's birthday.

At the same time, there are several reruns of Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel. a children's sitcom starring Cyrus' daughter Miley Cyrus as well as Billy Ray. Here's the title and synopsis of one of the shows:

Achy Jakey Heart
Jake returns from filming his movie and tries everything to win Miley back.

The ironic thing about this is not that both shows about both people are on at the same time on two different networks, but that they are all--both shows, both people and both networks-- nauseatingly boring.

December 12, 2007

A Tree Covered in Money, Maybe

You Should Have a Green Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays represent tradition and memories.

You tend to do things the same way each year.

You find your holiday customs comforting.

You enjoy all of the sights, sounds, tastes, and smells of Christmas.

You can't imagine getting any joy from an artificial tree.

Your green tree would look great with: Classic ornaments

You should spend Christmas Eve watching: How the Grinch Stole Christmas

What you should bake for Santa: A gingerbread house

December 7, 2007

I Failed

But they made me feel pretty good about it.

You Know a Lot About Christmas

You got 5/10 correct

You know tons about the history and traditions surrounding Christmas.

When you celebrate the holidays, you never forget their true meaning - or all the little fun details.

Random Christmas fact: Only 21% of US households has a real Christmas tree each year.

December 1, 2007


Farm equipment half-buried, just off the Claude Highway, east of Amarillo.

Not as famous as the Cadillac Ranch, but....

He'll Learn

The baby will learn, not the cat.

He's lucky he didn't lose an eye.

Just Like the Internet

Reminds me of message boards and forums: folks making a lot of noise, but know there will be no contact.