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August 8, 2009

Fatty's Furtive Firearm Failure

Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat

HOUSTON — An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.




I started to post the photo of the guy at the above link, then thought I'd go find an animation or clipart to illustrate this story.

You know, try to make it funnier than it already is.

If you'll go look for yourself, you'll find out why I decided against it.

2 comments:

Alison said...

yuk I dont blame the cops for not attempting to lift the rolls of fat, mind I have started to grow a small tummy pocket too so who am I to comment ! but its not big enough yet to hold even a nail file so I would be caught instantly ; )

sharintexas said...

I can't believe they didn't have some sort of metal detector or that the guards didn't make him pull up his rolls of fat so they could see the entire area. I'm just glad I didn't have to do it! He made me feel almost skinny! LOL!