Top of Texas Gazette: She Should Be Glad

August 29, 2014

Elephants don't fly.

The Local Malcontent said...: Simply astouding, you and I should both blog about birdshit on the same day!@

What are the odds? What are the evens?

"Hurmmph-- my birdcrap blog is better than your birdcrappy blog, and
vice versa, ad infinitem, and so on and so on, ....

But imagine for just a moment, that farsical, incognuity~!; August 30, 2014 at 1:53 PM
Mike said...: Yeah, your post hit my reader this a.m. I also watched a video about a goose that had adopted this old bachelor out in California, followed him around while he did his weekly walk in the park. Was cute.

Your post was right, though, geese do crap a lot. There's an old saying that something is fast, "like crap through a goose."

I've read the dark spot in bird droppings is the crap - the rest is the urine.

I was at the local United supermarket once during lunch time; I was going to go eat at their fantastic deli. I always park at the side where there's a single row of parking spots and on the side of the building is a large sign with letters that are about four/five inches deep and pigeons nest in the bottom of the "U", the middle of the "E" and also in the bottom of the "D". Some kids were walking under it when the pigeons roosting decided to bombard the kids. Long story short, was hilarious, but I didn't want to laugh too loudly and find my tires slashed when I got back to my truck.; August 30, 2014 at 8:19 PM

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