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April 1, 2009

ʎʇʇıʞ uɐǝɯ - sǝıʇʇıʞ uʍop ǝpısdn

Mean Kitty Upside down.

YouTube's idea of an April Fool's joke.

This Google search isn't:

Funny Food Fortune



I had a hot dog with onions on a white bread bun tonight.

Guess that means I'm a weenie with bad breath and high blood sugar.

Peace of Mind Prescription

From the email archives:



An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied,

“I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said,

“Excuse me, ma'am, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”

The woman replied,

“They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued…

“How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

The woman said,

“I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night."

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25 Years Ago Today

Marvin Gaye was killed.

RIP

I Heard it Through the Grapevine