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October 3, 2013

The Piano Trebuchet

One of the best scenes from the hit TV series Northern Exposure. The original intent was to "fling a cow" but this was better.

October 2, 2013

Smart Cow

October 1, 2013

Crazy Chicken Captions

A few months ago I had been on YouTube looking at videos about raising chickens; one of the recommended vids was this one How To Care For Free Range Chickens, done by a lady with a lovely British (I think) accent. I didn't have any problem understanding her, but didn't have the time to watch the video so I clicked on the "Watch Later" button...but instead, I hit the "Closed Captions" button. What I saw after that was hilarious. Here's the introduction:
Huh? It gets funnier.

As I said, I didn't have any trouble understanding her accent, but apparently the caption software did.


Where did they get THAT?

Gas mask?


Politics gets inserted into EVERYTHING these days!

That was only a few of the more hilarious captions.


Mr. Potato Head

In 1952 Mr. Potato Head became the first toy advertised on TV.

I'm a Wiseguy

I'd say inscrutably so, but that would be racist in this context.

You Are Wise

You are very curious about the world, and you like to investigate as much of it as you possibly can.

You enjoy being alone, and the role of detached observer serves you well. You enjoy sitting back and making observations.

You are very perceptive and thoughtful. 


You shy away from intense experiences because there's plenty of intensity in your own mind.

You may have a very sharp mind, but you also have a gentle heart. You treat everyone with compassion and kindness.