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August 16, 2016

Pay Day

In 1940, Vermont resident Ida May Fuller became the first beneficiary of Social Security payments.  Her first check, number 00-000-001, was for $22.54.

August 13, 2016

The Average Would Be Lower

But I bring the mean weight up:



Texas Is Not Obese!! Go Ahead, Eat That Cheese Enchilada!!


I usually am not thrifty with my posts; after all, I don't pay for the electrons or the server space, but this one should include the word of the day:



gormandize\GAWR-muhn-dahyz \ , verb;

1. To eat greedily or ravenously.


That's one of those words we fat people like to use to describe our otherwise piggish eating habits.

I "bumped" up this post because I'm now wondering if since legalizing pot, Colorado still has a low rate of obesity. Y'know, munchies and all that....

August 10, 2016

It's Because My Soul is Cool

Your Soul Is Connected to the Fall



You are a somewhat sensitive soul with a tough exterior. You are street smart and wise about the world.

You have the heart of a poet, but you're not too eager to let anyone else see it.

You are very creative and deeply talented. You are still looking for the perfect outlet for your expression.

You embrace change and think the cycles of life are beautiful. You don't shrink away from the darker elements of life.

August 9, 2016

The Booze Death Calculator


CHOOSE YOUR DRINK


HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?




GIRL OR GUY?











Created by Bar Stools


After inputting the variables, clicking on the "CALCULATE NOW" button will take you to the website where you'll be given the code to post on your website or blog which shows how many drinks of your particular poison will kill you.It would take 18 Dirty Martinis to kill me
Created by Bar Stools

August 7, 2016

shenanigan

shenanigan\ shuh-NAN-i-guhn \ , noun;
1. Mischief; prankishness.
2. Remarks intended to deceive; deceit. Often used in the plural.



"Often used in the plural".

Of course it is; what's the use of doin' a single shenanigan?